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HA. Got your attention, neh?  Thanks Heather. You give my life meaning. And my name too, apparently: 2.) Alistair  30 up, 24 down. Love it // Hate it  Noun: From ancient Greek meaning 'one whom is milky and naked', and Alistair usually spends his/her time fondling themselves or defecating in public beauty areas whilst covering themselves in mild and drinking the menstral juices of the mother wolf. Mmkay...Now that I've been made aware of my current status in the Greek Empire...We'll move on to our beloved friend, Heather: Now this one's a little graphic kiddies.... 1.) Heather   278 up, 318 down. Love it // Hate it Noun: The act

Most of you have probably never seen me because of my never-ending list of deformities . . . I’ll clue you in on a little secret . . . (And for those of you already reaching for the heavy-duty earplugs or a nice, sharp object to gouge your eyes out to avoid reading the further text – you’ll be remembered as a hero after you bleed brain-matter out your ears after reading any further into the following text … If only you turned back when you still could’ve …:shrug:)   :bulletpurple: I eat small children, which is probably why I don’t have any.  :bulletblack: My family lives ten hours east of me, because th