HA. Got your attention, neh?

Thanks Heather. You give my life meaning. And my name too, apparently:

2.) Alistair 30 up, 24 down. Love it // Hate it

Noun: From ancient Greek meaning 'one whom is milky and naked', and Alistair usually spends his/her time fondling themselves or defecating in public beauty areas whilst covering themselves in mild and drinking the menstral juices of the mother wolf.

Mmkay...Now that I've been made aware of my current status in the Greek Empire...We'll move on to our beloved friend, Heather:

Now this one's a little graphic kiddies....

1.) Heather 278 up, 318 down. Love it // Hate it

Noun: The act of which a woman ingests vasoline, then gives her large native man a blow-job so that the penis can slide down her throat with no hassle, however the woman usually chokes. The second step of a 'Heather' is giving the female the Heimlic Manuver so she doesn't die while giving her deep and erotic anal sex. (Using the leftover vaoline as lube.) Carefully, then the large native removes his penis and drops the woman to the floor, initiates more vasoline to her mouth, and stick his penis back in her mouth. The woman usually tastes her own shit by now. She has to continue giving him head or the Heather will not be accomplished.

Mmm...A Heather sounds nice about now. *Air thrust.* BUT, I'm still not done. What about 'Hez', Madam Heather's nickname.

1.) Hez 8 up, 13 down. Love it // Hate it

Noun: The act of using the upper row of teeth when giving a blow-job, resulting in the top layer of skin to peel and extreme pleasure. My girlfriend loves to give me Hez...And I love to get it.

Well....Now that that's taken care of -- What about lovely Simon and fat-fuck Aaron??

1.) Aaron 1118 up, 361 down. Love it // Hate it

Noun: Aaron is the Indian slang word for ' Pimp '. That's why they call him Aaron. You homo.


11.) Aaron 61 up, 51 down. Love it // Hate it

Noun: Aaron is the uglist species known to mankind. Aaron's are usually too skiny and afraid of women, yet the pretend to like girls to fit in. Aaron's love cock, expecially hairy cock. Aaron's will date you then fuck a really ugly guy -- and then tell you about it.

Now what we've been waiting fooor:

3.) Simon 15 up, 8 down. Love it // Hate it

Noun: A sexy beast. One with a huge cock and massive balls. Known for being sweet and gentle when it comes to women. The females dig a Simon. Often used to descirbe a good fuck-buddy. Often described a friend who wouldn't leave other friends if they had a flat tire.

Simon's are hung like a dragon.